CAPTION THIS PICTURE - More Screaming from the Monkey Cage.

"Use my big paddle, dear."

...We both just changed our journals to the exact same style, except in different colours. I'm kind of disturbed.

Also, that was not a cow caption.

There's a few on my friendslist with minimalist (gasphemer, tehharleyquinn) and I got to thinking it was worth a try. Seems to be subtle differences between the colour schemes though - like where the links are at the top... unless that is a setting I didn't look into.

...and, phew, would be scary if the cow had an LJ and you'd changed to his.

Hers, you mean?

The image name on the BBC is _40647650_bull-bbc-203b.jpg so I'd go with male.

Sure, a bull not a cow in technical terms, but without looking closely I'd usually say 'cow' for singular.

Ah, alright. Looked more like a cow, but if the BBC says it's a bull they probably know what they're talking about, heh.

It may be a transvestite bull.

"A cow with a muzzle."