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I feel I owe Carly Simon an apology for what I've just done to one of her best-known songs. (For those of you who haven't heard it in a while, or at all, I offer this link.)

You walked into Godawful,
      like you were being asked to wank.
Your hand strategically dipped beneath your pants,
      the smell was absolutely rank.
You had one eye on your thread view counts,
      though your comments kinda stank
And yet, you dreamed that we'd give you attention,
      we'd give you attention, and...

      Yoooou're so lame.
      You prob'ly think this thread is about you.
      You're so lame. ("So lame!")
      I bet you think this thread is about you.
      Don't you? Don't you?

You found this site a few years ago,
      in which you tried to fit.
From dogpiling newbs, to saying "just kill yourself,"
      most of your posts were shit.
When we told you that you were being a brat,
      you promised us you'd quit.
But you did not, you still splooge in our forum,
      splooge in our forum, and...

(Repeat Chorus)

Yet you're still here, you still splooge in our forum,
      splooge in our forum, and...

(Repeat Chorus)

Well I hear you tried to turn over a new leaf,
      you even changed your name.
You pretend that you're all grown up this time around,
      and your past deeds fill you with shame.
And still we see you on this site,
      and your wanking is just the same.
You haven't changed, you still splooge in our forum,
      splooge in our forum, and...

(Repeat Chorus a few more times.)
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Date:September 20th, 2007 04:04 pm (UTC)
I've managed to avoid this drama (if this is the person I'm thinking of)
, but this is still nicely done!

Not to mention the proverbial "if you think this refers to you, it does" line applies nicely!
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Date:September 20th, 2007 04:32 pm (UTC)
...I love the Guru.
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Date:September 20th, 2007 05:05 pm (UTC)
So do I. What can I say, this line?

"So paranoid you think this thread is aimed at you? You're probably right."

It inspired me.
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Date:September 20th, 2007 04:35 pm (UTC)
*snerk!* Oh, you're good! I love it. Thanks for the laugh!
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Date:September 20th, 2007 06:47 pm (UTC)
*applauds and throws roses*
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Date:September 20th, 2007 08:08 pm (UTC)
OOohh, Theres so many people I can imagine this is about, anyone want to name who it is? :D
(also, I laughed so hard my housemate stared at me and got this O.o expression on his face)
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Date:September 21st, 2007 02:21 am (UTC)
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