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I'm a huge fucking asshole.

I'm so fat, ugly and foul smelling none of my furry buddies will fuck me, not even the super desperate ones. Stick a boot up my ass, it's the only thing that will ever go up there besides my extensive collection of dragon shaped dildoes. I got banned from a KFC restaurant for collecting used condoms from the bathroom floor and sucking out the semen. I like to put on cat ears and flash toddlers, so now I'm on the sex offender registry. I have a mole on my penis that is shaped exactly like the Eiffel Tower.
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From:ithmarvin
Date:April 28th, 2007 06:36 am (UTC)
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Five stars for content, negative three for lack of humor

Final Score **
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From:signed_up
Date:April 28th, 2007 08:23 am (UTC)
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So...would anyone mind saying what the point of this is?
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From:crackpig
Date:April 28th, 2007 09:21 am (UTC)
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I'm guessing someone doesn't like unsanemadman and isn't shy about showing it.
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From:signed_up
Date:April 28th, 2007 09:39 am (UTC)
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Ah, I didn't notice the username at first. Fair enough, though it kinda leaves me wondering if anyone *does* like Ian.
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From:crackpig
Date:April 28th, 2007 02:30 pm (UTC)
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This guy's a fan.
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From:miss_kitsune
Date:April 28th, 2007 11:45 pm (UTC)
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I do. After the shit on EGGS, this is hardly shocking.
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From:dark_puck
Date:April 28th, 2007 12:23 pm (UTC)
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Trolling taken to a whole new level. How fucking childish.
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From:ithmarvin
Date:April 28th, 2007 05:14 pm (UTC)
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No, your trolls are of the 4chan school and don't bother to put effort into pissing you off

Then again, you became a furry by a paint-by-numbers kit and get very angry very easily

Also: you're still a sack of fat furry sad
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From:ithmarvin
Date:April 29th, 2007 03:34 am (UTC)
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Staying silent never gets anyone anywhere

I know you're going to welsh on that bet because while I have to shut my mouth and restain myself from wanting to beat the shit out of you, what you have to change to stop being despicable is a list of items that require a shitload of work out of you

You "never intended to become a fur" because all of a sudden people called you out on being a spineless prole who can't think for himself and are now regretting taking the paint-by-numbers kit

I repeat: Sack of Sad
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From:ithmarvin
Date:April 30th, 2007 05:04 am (UTC)
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I'm going to ignore your sad usage of the word puerile, because I could be construed as that. However, Jerry Falwell is not puerile. He may be someone you hate, but I can say he is not puerile. A little touched in the head or super conservative, maybe.

You're also right about no correct right true way to become a furry. However, there are insanely funny ways and insanely sad ways to become one. The way you "became" one is the saddest and most soulless ways I've ever seen. It's creating a furrier version of you. It's self expression. However, you took the weenie 2sense baptism podcast way. That's soulless. That's a package. That's insanely lame and shows a lack of self-esteem. If I were depraved enough to make myself into a furry, I'd do it to represent myself because I at least have that much self-respect (and then I'd go onto Second Life and mingle in the bondage section with all the other furries WHEEEEEEEE DONGS).

That is why I make fun of you for it.
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From:(Anonymous)
Date:April 30th, 2007 01:55 pm (UTC)
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PENIS
From:ithmarvin
Date:April 30th, 2007 08:30 pm (UTC)
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No, you don't have low self-esteem because your job sucks. My job sucks and I sometimes have no patience for it. I like doing it, though, because it concerns technology and it gives me an excuse to spend hours drooling over hardware on tech sites and Newegg. Therefore, my self-esteem remains at some sort of medium level.

GEFORCE 8800GTX CENTERFOLD!!!!!!! MAKING A SMALL LAKE

It sounds to me like it's your LIFE that sucks. You have low self-esteem because of a number of issues in your life. I can understand that, as I didn't have such great self-esteem myself. I think you need to step back and look at it from a different angle.

That, or you're putting me on and masking it with some Linkin Park fake angst. In this case, I'm going to have to ask you to stop.
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From:fierynotes
Date:April 28th, 2007 01:23 pm (UTC)
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"Trolling taken to a whole new level. How fucking childish."

No, there's nothing new about this level of trolling. Remember Millyfan? This was being done to her, too, for a while. I think. I'm not too sure. (Considering how much she loves attention, half the time I suspect she's trolling herself.)
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From:fierynotes
Date:April 28th, 2007 01:17 pm (UTC)
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So, I guess it's no longer Millyfan's turn in the barrel?

You're obviously really bored, so may I suggest visiting this site?
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From:crackpig
Date:April 28th, 2007 02:27 pm (UTC)
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Jackoffworld.com is available as a domain!

Internet porn moguldom here I come!
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From:natterfly
Date:April 28th, 2007 02:47 pm (UTC)
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Don't be so revolting. KFC isn't anything like a restaurant.
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From:fierynotes
Date:April 29th, 2007 02:34 pm (UTC)
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And anyone who'd eat in a KFC obviously doesn't care about their health, so why would they bother using condoms?
From:ithmarvin
Date:April 29th, 2007 05:11 pm (UTC)
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YOU HAVE OFFENDED ME GREATLY SIR

I WILL RETREAT TO MY LOCAL KFC/TACO BELL BRANCH TO SUTURE THE WOUNDS YOUR INSULT HAS GIVEN ME!!!!!!!!!!! HOMPH HOMPH MHHH CHICKEN WRAP HOMP HOMPH BOWL OF CHEESE
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From:crackpig
Date:April 29th, 2007 05:33 pm (UTC)
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I only started eating in KFC when I heard how badly they treated the poultry.

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From:fierynotes
Date:April 29th, 2007 08:27 pm (UTC)
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Well, chances are that anyone chicken-choking in KFC probably isn't going to be using condoms, either.

And dammit, none of my Sesame Street icons really apply to dreadful puns. Sorry, man. Have a cookie monster?
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From:rubyfire
Date:April 30th, 2007 10:44 pm (UTC)
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They deserve it. Chickens are right down bastards.
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Date:April 28th, 2007 05:23 pm (UTC)
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vagina
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