I hate myself
Apr. 28th, 2007 @ 04:20 pm
I'm a huge fucking asshole.
I'm so fat, ugly and foul smelling none of my furry buddies will fuck me, not even the super desperate ones. Stick a boot up my ass, it's the only thing that will ever go up there besides my extensive collection of dragon shaped dildoes. I got banned from a KFC restaurant for collecting used condoms from the bathroom floor and sucking out the semen. I like to put on cat ears and flash toddlers, so now I'm on the sex offender registry. I have a mole on my penis that is shaped exactly like the Eiffel Tower.
Five stars for content, negative three for lack of humor
Final Score **
So...would anyone mind saying what the point of this is?
I'm guessing someone doesn't like unsanemadman
and isn't shy about showing it.
Ah, I didn't notice the username at first. Fair enough, though it kinda leaves me wondering if anyone *does* like Ian.
This guy's a fan.
I do. After the shit on EGGS, this is hardly shocking.
Trolling taken to a whole new level. How fucking childish.
No, your trolls are of the 4chan school and don't bother to put effort into pissing you off
Then again, you became a furry by a paint-by-numbers kit and get very angry very easily
Also: you're still a sack of fat furry sad
Staying silent never gets anyone anywhere
I know you're going to welsh on that bet because while I have to shut my mouth and restain myself from wanting to beat the shit out of you, what you have to change to stop being despicable is a list of items that require a shitload of work out of you
You "never intended to become a fur" because all of a sudden people called you out on being a spineless prole who can't think for himself and are now regretting taking the paint-by-numbers kit
I repeat: Sack of Sad
I'm going to ignore your sad usage of the word puerile, because I could be construed as that. However, Jerry Falwell is not puerile. He may be someone you hate, but I can say he is not puerile. A little touched in the head or super conservative, maybe.
You're also right about no correct right true way to become a furry. However, there are insanely funny ways and insanely sad ways to become one. The way you "became" one is the saddest and most soulless ways I've ever seen. It's creating a furrier version of you. It's self expression. However, you took the weenie 2sense baptism podcast way. That's soulless. That's a package. That's insanely lame and shows a lack of self-esteem. If I were depraved enough to make myself into a furry, I'd do it to represent myself because I at least have that much self-respect (and then I'd go onto Second Life and mingle in the bondage section with all the other furries WHEEEEEEEE DONGS).
That is why I make fun of you for it.
|Date:||April 30th, 2007 01:55 pm (UTC)|| |
No, you don't have low self-esteem because your job sucks. My job sucks and I sometimes have no patience for it. I like doing it, though, because it concerns technology and it gives me an excuse to spend hours drooling over hardware on tech sites and Newegg. Therefore, my self-esteem remains at some sort of medium level.
GEFORCE 8800GTX CENTERFOLD!!!!!!! MAKING A SMALL LAKE
It sounds to me like it's your LIFE that sucks. You have low self-esteem because of a number of issues in your life. I can understand that, as I didn't have such great self-esteem myself. I think you need to step back and look at it from a different angle.
That, or you're putting me on and masking it with some Linkin Park fake angst. In this case, I'm going to have to ask you to stop.
"Trolling taken to a whole new level. How fucking childish."
No, there's nothing new about this level of trolling. Remember Millyfan? This was being done to her, too, for a while. I think. I'm not too sure. (Considering how much she loves attention, half the time I suspect she's trolling herself.)
So, I guess it's no longer Millyfan's turn in the barrel?
You're obviously really bored, so may I suggest visiting this site
Jackoffworld.com is available as a domain!
Internet porn moguldom here I come!
Don't be so revolting. KFC isn't anything like a restaurant.
And anyone who'd eat in a KFC obviously doesn't care about their health, so why would they bother using condoms?
YOU HAVE OFFENDED ME GREATLY SIR
I WILL RETREAT TO MY LOCAL KFC/TACO BELL BRANCH TO SUTURE THE WOUNDS YOUR INSULT HAS GIVEN ME!!!!!!!!!!! HOMPH HOMPH MHHH CHICKEN WRAP HOMP HOMPH BOWL OF CHEESE
I only started eating in KFC when I heard how badly they treated the poultry.
Well, chances are that anyone chicken-choking in KFC probably isn't going to be using condoms, either.
And dammit, none of my Sesame Street icons really apply to dreadful puns. Sorry, man. Have a cookie monster?
They deserve it. Chickens are right down bastards.
|Date:||April 28th, 2007 05:23 pm (UTC)|| |