Nickolaus Pacione is a funny, funny little man. He has a Xanga, whatever that is. I think it's something like Livejournal, but for the younger set. Anyway, whatever it is, Nicky-boy has one, and it has an RSS feed at nickolaus_feed. He fancies himself a writer, but he has trouble with "your" and "you're," not to mention "there," "they're," and "their." He fancies himself persecuted, but he has trouble with the basic idea of "don't dish it out if you can't take it." Every tenth word he types is "faggot" or "dyke," which leads me to believe that he really desperately wants to go suck some dick, and he hopes that if he's loudly homophobic enough, no one will realize it. And his fiction is composed mostly of childish revenge fantasies.
But wait! There's more! Go over there right now, and you'll get to see him interact with his adoring public! (And by "adoring public," I mean "people who have a whole armory full of axes to grind.)